Diclaimer: Axis Powers Hetalia not my property.
Warnings: None .
Couple: England v France.
Words: 6,646 Summary: Most often noted for their relationship. Screaming, hitting and more screams. Are unable to withstand, and behaving, anywhere. But after enduring centuries as well, what is best you can do to keep avocados to those two?
Notes: Fic for
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fruk_me_bastard , based on the summary of Akane. As she requested, internte reflect the mode of Arthur and Francis be expressed from the point of view of other characters. In this case, a number of characters many of whom are not aware of anything. No. I do not know how he thought to tell them something fun to use XD But Italy and Seychelles for this purpose, are fun to use.
01 was unheard of to have to endure degenerate behavior in the midst of a formal meeting. This is when the light are well-educated eye, the educacióny customs of others. And then Germany chides me for being so dry in my dealings with these two nations iscial, as if to forget how dirty I think its one image. Much fanfare, many looks, but in the end are behaving the same way they despise.
"No, frog, no, once you understand you fucking sign the document," said England
frog, who sat idly by, objecting to put your name below the other. Yes, that is what prevented us from concluding discussion session.
Other dared not intervene directly, some, very tired, others, very decent, and others, a reprehensible pequeñoy group, enjoying the discussion. Openly looked to Prussiado, "said France, with an accent so upset to hear. He pushed the paper back to the table to sit idle. England took a blow on her, exasperated. His lips trembled with rage, is gauge their enormous effort not to let your mouth speak sailor replacing the gentleman who claims to be. I do not trust his chivalry, it's like trusting the good intentions of the French nation, a trap trap unwary.
-Only-England is a deep breath before continuing: - a line, and just your signature. There should be a big effort for you.
-duty is not,mdash; You have to understand, "he told Germany, I will not accept the horrible offense of England. My name below is his lack of respect that we will not accept, right?
watched Germany's face when he must endure something silly of Prussia or Italy is in bed, naked. Or both together, which has also happened. Knowing that face, I prepared for the worst. I took my hands to my ears, ignoring the fact that perhaps he was in violation of any rule in behavior due, and waited for the inevitable.
However, the inevitable did not happen. I was surprisedute; o.
- Really? England said, more exasperated. Germany would intervene, but was silent, stunned like me, before the next action in England: -. Then there is no agreement, period, stupid frog.
took the document and tore it in pieces. Nobody stopped him, those who were close to France withdrew their seats in case passed to the beatings, not to be involved or even physically.
And there died the only document that could be saved from disaster in Italy. That is, an entire afternoon lost. I was going to complain out loud, not to staywith the trouble inside, when the angry cry of Germany jumped all the seats. She screamed and screamed. In Italy, France, England, and mentioned in his fury spoiled papers. The meeting was adjourned violently postponed for the next day. All tired we missed a meeting. I withdrew quickly, not wanting to meet with the two subjects of discord, let alone Germany or Prussia. Not even to Hungary.
02
Veeeeee, Germany was super, super annoying! His face was so red comé talking! The telling of Germany to us!
England had a bad face, too scary. My brother on the other hand looked very sad, now I remember, the faces are parecíaa put the actresses in the theater, a very deep desolation. It makes me so sad to see them little pain, but Roman tells me they are only acting, is that how can we believe it's a lie when their faces are so sad and his eyes have tears and are seen at a glance that they need a hug?
"Brother ..." I said to remember this. I hugged my brother, to give my full support. &No shy!
"You're so cold you would not be nice to hug my brother," he said, winking.
"And who said he wanted to be embraced by a hair ball," growled England, referring to my brother, which is weird because he was unwilling to embrace me, not him. I suppose it will be confused.
- The stuffed animals are nice to hug! The next time you see an "I'll give you with the best of intentions, but England seemed to bother again, rolling her eyeswhite. I have no idea why. Definitely I will give this stuffed animal. And also one to my brother. And another to Germany ... when you are in a better mood.
Oh, right, Germany was in a bad mood! Raising his voice, caught our attention. First I rebuked me, I accepted his criticism of much crying and asking him to forgive me, I think he did, because it is not the first time I've done, both to eat in a meeting like ruin documents. Then he went to England and my brother.
-expected a better performance of you. "Both protectedstaron, but Germany stopped at a glance. I will not accept, nor any other nation that fights us harm. Check and conduct yourselves as adults. "But what about the name? Asked my brother. Germany looked uglier still, scary!
- Are you going to continue, you bastard? England growled, wrinkling his ceñoy also seeing fierce.
For a moment I thought I was out of place in that scene, that if I stayed longer involved and end up being treated ta; Eacute; ndome to mind other, England is capable of taking the wrong side of my brother, my brother is not all good, but it is not cruel or vindictive or enjoy the pain of others (well, Romano and me to Spain said otherwise, but I firmly believe that it is not), but it is cruel and vindictive with England. And he loves to see him suffer. The same with England, I have often seen my brother mourn because of him, and then to see me want to mourn with him. Such is the penalty can not stop your hands off me when I get to hug him and tell him things will get better and we are always together. And cry. Although the last time was because of the onion! Is that my brother notif & OverhaulI, furious to the kitchen, cursing England, and I was cutting onions and he offered to help, he calls his "relaxation therapy", and while still fuming cried together. The dish was tasty is ~.
Eh, what was I saying? Ah, yes, I'll eat pasta the next meeting! Ah, no, not that. "It was not England and France reprimanded for Germany? Yes, that is. ~ See I remembered!
I watched how they decided writing some new documents identical to those above, the name above the other, Unchanged. My brother would have to accept without protest sign. He nodded, not like the deal, but England did seem pleased.
-do rather than as gentlemen, "said Germany and towards me as my brother away from the definition, we can resolve it quickly. I regret, however, we have lost so much time and even now we are losing. Germany
nodded but said nothing more.
"See you tomorrow at the same time. If all goes according to schedule, there is no probla smile is not commensurate with the situation in which he was, how brave! I already have begun to remember British relatives. If you do denounce aggression.
- Why not try to defend yourself, you fucking bastard? England said, through gritted teeth, I took the clothes so strong that it could be about to tear. England do not like this, I do not like anything. My brother gave him a forced smile. Because you know you have no chance against me. 've Never had.
-A Germany not like hearing this, "continuedclosest to it.
- Huh? A joke? How thin is, if the jokes make you laugh! "I reasoned, no joke what was asked. Recognize the boundary between truth and half truth.
I invited him to dinner at my house. He accepted immediately. Excellent, because Espanaye Romano and insurance would also love the new company! That thought then, it is certain that Romano had a dog face before I could understand why.
03
This is written very nervous. N-No s &; Eacute; if it is okay to talk about others without those others know, is very poor educacióny embarrass me if they all know. And I'm embarrassing, how awful, how awful! I'm so sorry, I promise not to do it again but this time I can not help it!
England I thought I would hate a nosy. SSólo imagine his face, and "I ... no, not cry, I will not mourn!
... Well, I think I'm a little calmer after shedding a few tears. I fulfilled my goal and now fulfill it. Deep breath and get ready couplein hand, slightly red ink. The explanation was that my sister had met with the U.S. before meeting my brother, and the United States, who was eating fries with ketchup, he spotted the document inadvertently. My brother almost cry over the incident but has not lost heart. Is so strong, I admire him so much.
So, without seeing my brother and ignorant of what had happened, circled the parking lot trying to find. He saw his car, but I could not remember where I had parked. I was apologizing for my bad memory when I realized that there was nobody who do, APAteaching. I do not know these things do not know much, but the music was heavier and the instruments sounded so loud that I missed the point.
"I like them," said England, quietly.
I nodded, wiping the tears she had shed with the other. He avoided turning to me as I did. I thanked him in silence, after all is more gentlemanly than I thought, and that's saying a lot.
Traffic was loose and we proceeded without major difficulties. I gave the address of my hotel,r now, does not need anything and was fine.
I thanked him again, before saying goodbye forever. I watched him finally, quite openly, wondering if the dull expression on his face would have to do with the meeting mentioned, the memory of the discussion. I think not, not sure, but since then I avoid naming France in front of England.
04
This week has been horrific. Completely awful, a girl does not have to endure these things. How I know normal people without many complex and mysteries! But no,instead I put up with those two idiots that all they do is shout at each other just have a chance, Monaco scolding me for being me ... and France acting suspiciously.
all started when I went to visit France at home. It was a week despuésa the meeting that took European countries. Thank goodness I'm not from Europe, which France on Broughton told me is unbearable. I know that he is a horrible, but it is so disrespectful on serious issues is something I never would have expected from him. In short, innocent of sin. To tell me three words came to mind “ Collar for dogs. "
remember why I hate
made me more forgiving of France.
That day I dressed in the prettiest dress I have. I understand that France attaches importance to such things and did not want to disappoint you or give you reason to criticize. Or, worse yet, give him an excuse to go shopping together. I will never repeat the horrible experience of walking into a store for women, looking at all attentive to the new garment that your boyfriend chose
for you (Oh, no!), France acted as if out, although I firmly expressed, perhaps flushedacute; find it so passively, without the slightest trace of annoyance for having insulted his brother. I would have flatly refused to have a talk with him.
- Do not have a place more private? Asked England echándonos a slight glance with a gesture of disgust. I stuck my tongue out.
-No. Rather, I have for you at most twenty minutes. And it's running time. "Monaco has always been very strict with the times, like England, especially when it comes to business, because if no other reason why England would look?
& amuito by his audacity, because our meeting and the way how he had treated me I was not off his head.
- What did you want? Asked France.
-Private business, "said Monaco, looking at the menu.
"Yeah, what you can not even tell your brother? "I had the impression that France really did not want a clear answer. And I was right.
-As if you did not know, "said Monaco, absently. 'm The one who should be outraged, to keep ityelped for being so curious in matters that concerned me. Rage throughout the afternoon as, what kinds of cases were those and why I was not aware of? Neither wanted to hear, of course, do not think otherwise! So after that my dignity was lowered by it, or that its mysteries are so important.
However, there were days when I was seriously worried, because I was limping and aching body somewhere: An arm, leg, stomach, back, even once complained of neck, but never showed the wounds did not answer honestly how lor understanding that Monaco was definitely aware of what France was doing when he went alone.
was not going to interfere,
not, though I worry and I would find relief, because if nobody wanted to tell me, then I would not insist. I will not lie, I will not say I never thought of spying, I did it four times and twice I ended up losing and the other two was that France would meet first with England in crowded places. I guessed immediately that it is a business, because at the time of my findings which were first behind the first dialogue imbued with a false calm, was pelIt was called A Framework Love Somebody Something. It took me reading it because I was in the previous century French, but Monaco did not fail to stop reading, straining a dictionary. Having read about twenty pages pretty decent, looked up from my reading and decided to put all my doubts to Monaco, despite the risk of a new criticism. I began to talk of the encounters between France and England, saying without giving it that had observed that he knew that they had seen before. There seemed nothing wrong with knowing, after all my real consternation were Iarid France.
"Every time I look, all they do is fight, fight and fight. His words are very hard with the other, eyebrows or even very hard on me and had never been to France speak with someone so ugly. "It's inevitable," said Monaco, surprising for being willing to talk. It is a relationship extrañay is better not to get into it. "I was going to complain, but I stopped seeing her slightly flushed immediately. ... Before I was worried before, now just leave it be. You'd better do the same.
"But it is not norm